I was lost, but that guy told me the way back to Mordor… And here I am
Im just going to fly over the swamp of the dead to clear my mind and forget the whole thing about wars and rings, maybe Ill feed my beast and then Ill come back to terrorize everyone in middle earth…. XD
EXCUSE ME. MY RING DOESN’T WAIT FOR ANYBODY. IT’S ON HIS WAY TO ORODRUIN. I DEMAND YOU GO FETCH IT FOR ME. RIGHT NOW.
OK OK, Ill go and find that ring, I forget you are just and eye and you cant go and grab it… Sometimes I regret the day we took the 9 rings from you…
Im just going to fly over the swamp of the dead to clear my mind and forget the whole thing about wars and rings, maybe Ill feed my beast and then Ill come back to terrorize everyone in middle earth…. XD
gimli replied to your post: Currently at dinner with Lizzie Swann. Ew she just had a baby. Isn’t she all stretched out?
You ever seen how skinny dat bitch is?
Your friend,
Boromir of Gondor
Gimli you dont like her just because she doesn’t have a beard
(Source: theringofpower)
Riders, you can come and fight any time, we dont fear you
Then come and meet us. I’ll greet you with a kiss if that would make the lot of you get here faster.
Only Legolas could make me go faster to meet you… He is not fat…
Riders, you can come and fight any time, we dont fear you
Anyone else in?
Your friend,
Boromir of Gondor
“you have my staff” doesn’t have the same ring, but count me in
Dont make fun of it, I have to use black sheets, im invisible… If you were invisible you would have to use your pink bedsheets.
You all will fall in there